i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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