lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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