Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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