No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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