morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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