so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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