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Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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