i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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