You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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