just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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