and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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