Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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