You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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