found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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