she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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