Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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