: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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