In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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