there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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