1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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