Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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