How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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