Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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