i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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