the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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