so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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