how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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