How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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