have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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