I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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