My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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