Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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