So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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