So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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