dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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