He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
