welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
