what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
zippers are such a cool invention
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
When did we convert life to cartoon?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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