he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The struggles of a small town man whore
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
