I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
