I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Randomize
