Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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