My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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