this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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