watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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