Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Your cock deserves a montage
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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