This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
handjob tips. give me some.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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