I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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