Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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