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(703): View more from Virginia

Can i come over

(240): View more from Maryland

After you called me a desperate slut? No

(240): View more from Maryland

Come over

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

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(858): View more from California

I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.

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(949): View more from California

My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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(619): View more from California

Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...

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(501): View more from Arkansas

No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything

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(951): View more from California

They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!

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