Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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