Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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