Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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