This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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