quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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