so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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